Type-A Personality Disease Transmission Vectors

Ethan says Type-A personalities have a whole subset of diseases that they, and only they, share, and the transmission vector for these diseases is the DOOR CLOSE button on elevators that only get pushed by impatient, Type-A people.  Ethan pushes these buttons with his elbow, now.  I’m starting to worry  about all of us.

Microserfs, Douglas Coupland