Kelley Marsh

I make things better. I amuse myself in the meantime.

Tag: ocd

  • Type-A Personality Disease Transmission Vectors

    Ethan says Type-A personalities have a whole subset of diseases that they, and only they, share, and the transmission vector for these diseases is the DOOR CLOSE button on elevators that only get pushed by impatient, Type-A people.  Ethan pushes these buttons with his elbow, now.  I’m starting to worry  about all of us. Microserfs,…